Sleepless In Chicagoo

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

castielinablanket:

eteo:

uflaminghomo:

casrebels:

swindontownswoodilypooper:

i have an idea for a website:

alright, you know how 7 people in the world are supposed to look like you or whatever

we make this website.

and people upload pictures of themselves and add characteristic tags or something (curly hair, brown eyes, etc) ((idk something like that))

and we UNITE YOU WITH YOUR TWINS

LETS DO IT IT WOULD BE FUN

PLEASE CAN THIS BE A THING

We needthis

kill your double

DO NOT KILL YOUR DOUBLE

mccxxiv:

~~~*~*~fiona~~*~*~*~

mccxxiv:

~~~*~*~fiona~~*~*~*~

gas-station-disco:

domo arigato, demi lovato

navalenigma:

aggressively southern gay

navalenigma:

aggressively southern gay

super-slurpees:

Excuse me?

super-slurpees:

Excuse me?

beben-eleben:

People Playing With Clouds And Forced Perspective

My dad can be funny sometimes… From hundreds of miles away, that is.

nosdrinker:

is this a threat

nosdrinker:

is this a threat

date:

 

 



elyzeeum:

One year.
525,600 minutes.
525,000 moments so dear.
Amazing.
Probably the most amazing gif I have ever seen.
This is beyond perfect.

date:

 

 

elyzeeum:

One year.

525,600 minutes.

525,000 moments so dear.

Amazing.

Probably the most amazing gif I have ever seen.

This is beyond perfect.

jolly-reaper:

I swear one more time and I am going to actually make use of that nifty position of yours and kick you right in the groin.

jolly-reaper:

I swear one more time and I am going to actually make use of that nifty position of yours and kick you right in the groin.

mccxxiv:

mccxxiv:

MY PROFESSOR AND I LITERALLT MATCHED TODAy HEAD TO TOE BYE

can’t believe this tbh

HellYYY

mccxxiv:

mccxxiv:

MY PROFESSOR AND I LITERALLT MATCHED TODAy HEAD TO TOE BYE

can’t believe this tbh

HellYYY

k17l53:

sugar-soul:



Thanks satan.

k17l53:

sugar-soul:

image

Thanks satan.